1.9 Shiz and future update info

new 1.9 update shit

• Nine new music discs (11 in total, one "broken")
  
• Blaze powder
  
• Magma cream
  
• Glass bottle
  
• Spider eye (dropped by spiders) and fermented spider eye
  
• Hardcore mode: game over when you die, hearts have new icons
  
• Golden apple now has a shining animation
  
• Pressure plates on top of fence posts now make sound when you walk on them or next to them
  
• Villagers has no names (No more TESTIFICATE)
  
• Holding the spacebar allows you to jump continuously again
  
• The enderman pearls now teleports you when thrown
  
• Endermen teleport to dodge arrows. Endermen teleport out of water when they touch it. Endermen
  teleport a lot more
  
• Item repair! Put two damaged items in the crafting grid (arrangement doesn't seem to matter)
  
• F5 view cycling
  
• Fences now attach to adjacent blocks, has an interesting outcome when used certain ways
  
• Pumpkins can be “crafted” into 4 Pumpkin Seeds
  
• Zombie Pigmen now randomly drop rotten flesh or gold bits instead of everytime
  
• F8 cinematic mode is back
  
• Feed passive mobs wheat to make them breed with each other
  
• Passive mobs follow you when wheat is selected
  

I saw the top thing and thought "YES" but then its ruined by all the other fucking shit.
At least F8 is back.
"LETS UPDATE THE GOLDEN APPLE, EVEN THOUGH YOU CANT OBTAIN IT UNLESS YOU'RE PLAYING WITH NOTCH!"
And hardcore mode is the shittest idea ive ever heard.
They made a typo in the villagers thing.
Item repair ruins the purpose of mining forever.
The breeding thing sounds retarded.
Wtf are spider eyes for.
I dont want to teleport.
Wtf is glass bottle for (The new magama cream? or what?)

"the inclusion of an optional Hardcore Mode would certainly provide a new
sense of danger and accomplishment to an already excellent game!"
Fucking suck ups

EDIT:
FUCKING HELL IM GOING TO CRY.



THE GAME IS FUCKING RUINED.

"possible bottles for potions"

FUCK OFF WITH RUNESCAPE

what

STOP IT.
This post is three months old. LOL
And I didnt follow a very important lesson:
"Don't judge a book by its cover"
Potions aren't even that bad.